Middle Finger Witch Statue
ЁЯЦХ"BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH"ЁЯЦХ
Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge-the MiddleFinger Witch statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing hatersand manifesting pure chaotic energy.
Why she's spellbinding:√100% UNFILTERED-Casts side-eye and curses√ WITCH APPROVED- Hand-painted resin with "go to hell"elegance
√ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
ЁЯФе"NOT TODAY, SATAN... OR YOU, KAREN."ЁЯФе
#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy(Broom not included, Attitude comes standard.)
CTA]"SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect
ЁЯОитЬи Work Sucks Desk Goddess
Tired of politely tolerating nonsense? Let Venus de Milo’s sassier sister do the talking for you. This Renaissance queen has upgraded her missing arms to a perfectly placed middle finger—because some days, art should say what we’re all thinking.
Why She’s a Mood™:
ЁЯСС History’s First Troll – A 4/8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
ЁЯПЫя╕П Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
ЁЯТЕ Silent But Deadly – For when your:
Coworker “just quick questions!” you again
Group chat won’t stop pinging
Inner voice screams “I WILL NOT BE GASLIT TODAY”
Perfect For:
тЬУ Feminists who cut through BS like a marble chisel
тЬУ Art snobs with a dark sense of humor
тЬУ Anyone who’s ever whispered “I am begging you to shut up” with a smile
тЪая╕П Warning: Side effects include:
Sudden urge to display prominently at family dinners
Coworkers finally taking the hint
Your therapist asking “Where’d you get that? I need three.”
ЁЯФе “Venus Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
ЁЯСЙ Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. тЬиЁЯЦХ
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