đ€ŁFunny Middle Finger Dragon-Duck Figurine
đ„The Dragon-Duck Has Landed – And It’s Flipping Hilarious!
đŠđIs it a duck? Is it a dragon? Who cares—it’s got attitude for days and it’s ready to flip your shelf (and your mood) into legendary territory. This little fire-quacker doesn’t breathe fire... it breathes sarcasm.
âšWhether it's rocking a calm face, a single middle finger, or a double "screw it" salute, this dragon-duck figurine is here to silently scream what we’re all thinking. With big expressive eyes, chunky little claws, and a face full of don’t-give-a-duck energy, it’s the perfect desk buddy, shelf gremlin, or sassy gift.
đ€ Available in mysterious black or frosty white
âïž Comes in 3 rebellious poses: chill, one finger, and full double middle finger madness
đ Guaranteed to spark conversations, laughs, and probably a few side-eyes
đPerfect for Halloween, stress relief, or just living your zero-ducks-given life.
âš Product Details
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Material: Premium resin with hand-painted detailing
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Size: Approx. 4 x 2.4 x 2.4 inches (10 x 6 x 6 cm)
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Color Options: Black or White
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Style Options: Regular, One Finger, Double Finger
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