Middle Finger Witch Statue
đ"BLESSED BE THIS B*TCH"đ
Meet your new patron saint of petty revenge-the MiddleFinger Witch statue. Perfect for hexing exes, silencing hatersand manifesting pure chaotic energy.
Why she's spellbinding:√100% UNFILTERED-Casts side-eye and curses√ WITCH APPROVED- Hand-painted resin with "go to hell"elegance
√ GREAT FOR altars, desks, or passive-aggressive gift-giving
đ„"NOT TODAY, SATAN... OR YOU, KAREN."đ„
#WitchyVibes #HexThePatriarchy(Broom not included, Attitude comes standard.)
CTA]"SUMMON THE SASS" with animated lightning effect
đšâš Work Sucks Desk Goddess
Tired of politely tolerating nonsense? Let Venus de Milo’s sassier sister do the talking for you. This Renaissance queen has upgraded her missing arms to a perfectly placed middle finger—because some days, art should say what we’re all thinking.
Why She’s a Mood™:
đ History’s First Troll – A 4/8-inch masterpiece of eco-resin sass, blending classical beauty with modern “nope” energy.
đïž Museum-Grade Petty – Antique stone finish = Louvre-worthy shade. Heavy base = won’t topple (unlike your patience).
đ Silent But Deadly – For when your:
Coworker “just quick questions!” you again
Group chat won’t stop pinging
Inner voice screams “I WILL NOT BE GASLIT TODAY”
Perfect For:
â Feminists who cut through BS like a marble chisel
â Art snobs with a dark sense of humor
â Anyone who’s ever whispered “I am begging you to shut up” with a smile
â ïž Warning: Side effects include:
Sudden urge to display prominently at family dinners
Coworkers finally taking the hint
Your therapist asking “Where’d you get that? I need three.”
đ„ “Venus Didn’t Survive Centuries Just to Be Nice.”
đ Claim Your Goddess-Level Clapback Today!
P.S. Pair with our Middle Finger Pilot Collection for a full “No More Mr. Nice Girl” decor theme. âšđ
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